So we are going to travel by miniature van to D.C for the Margaret Cho show at American University. Because, if you haven’t seen the Revolution show yet, you are missing out on some serious tear streaming down you face as you almost start to cry laughter. This is the dilemma: I hate the miniature Van. They are ridiculous vehicles. I refuse to even call them ‘mini-van’ because that term seems like propaganda to make them sound somewhat acceptable and they are not. They are, in fact, miniature vans. It’s ridiculous. And I think we should call them out by their full shameful names. But alas we are travelling to D.C. with Queens and camera equipment. And as Lorene has pointed out, “Queens gots luggage.”